seeworthy ([info]seeworthy) wrote,

RESIST MUCH, OBEY LITTLE

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you
acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

"Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

Guns and Dope Party
This link is work safe, unless you have a superstar manager that will refuse to believe 65% of their employee's are currently on illegal drugs, 25% are on legal drugs, and the remaining 10% are just annoying.
It makes for good times.

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[info]disnoise

October 11 2005, 04:32:28 UTC 6 years ago

Guns and Dope Party = my new favorite link.

Im all about equal rights for ostriches.

...and penguins... and hippos... and kitties... and jackrabbits....and....
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